Once upon a time there was a politician who went to visit his his son and found that he had COVID.
He went and asked his friend: “Tell me who infected my son so that I can visit terrible vengeance upon them.”
His friend replied: “It was the riots and protests he was in”, whereupon the politician exclaimed: “Surely, you lie, it was those bars and restaurants!”
Immediately afterward, the politician went out and closed a great many of bars and restaurants to avenge the infection of his son.
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